November 2011
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October 2011
11 posts
Texas Pastor Calls Mormonism Cult
The Onion: After introducing Gov. Rick Perry during a campaign stop, megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress drew criticism when he referred to Mormonism as a cult. What do you think?
Jimmy Wynette: Seems like a stretch. I mean, Mitt Romney and Harry Reid don’t even have matching sneakers or anything.
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are...
– - Marianne Williamson ‘A Return to Love ’ via Tangled Up In Lace:
(via verybusyandimportant)
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September 2011
78 posts
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough
– Albert Einstein
Netflix Would Like to Apologize for the... →
Do You Like Me? Click Yes or No by Jason... →
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I Do, In Fact, Major In Basket Weaving! by Sean... →
Dear Head & Shoulders shampoo company,
You should make a body wash called...
– Dear blank, please blank
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
– Oscar Wilde
Clients From Hell
Me: Hi, I’m just updating the copy for your form and was wondering if you meant to say ‘programs’ for the third question?
Client: NO. What I sent along was completely accurate, I wrote and edited it myself. Just copy it over exactly as it says, I’ll explain it nice and slowly for you.
Me: ‘Please indicate which pogroms you’ve attended?’
Client: Yeah, that should be programs.
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